You
have probably been to a lot of Internet sites using the word
free to imply that you can get something for nothing. Well,
you have arrived at another one! Being a savvy Internet shopper,
you must realize that nothing is free! And being savvy Internet
marketers, we realize that the word free persuades savvy Internet
shoppers like you to take a look. I have put the word free
in bold print to emphasize this point. By now you are probably
wondering just what is wrong with these people. What is this
page all about?
It
is about the truth. There are no free lunches. Oh, we do have
some things which we call free, and one of them actually is.
But the rest of what we call free is really built into the
price of the item.
Our
site advocates two free things: A Free
Key Chain and Free
Lettering.
You will notice I put the links in for you just in case you
want to stop reading and see just what this free stuff is.
(Please don't click yet. Keep reading. Thank you).
Let's
start with the Free
Key Chain.
(Do not click . Keep reading) We tell you that we will give
you a free key chain for every five items ordered. That we
will do, but you and I both know that the margin on the five
items allows us to do this and not lose money. In fact we
are still making money. And you had a fleeting thought that
we were in the business of giving things away!
Now
let's discuss the Free
Lettering.
(I know you almost clicked. Just a little more reading. Okay?)
This is the same built-in theory as the key chain. The margin
on the house sign allows us to include the lettering "at
no charge". Again we use the word free when in all actuality
we will still make a profit.
Man,
I thought we had more integrity than this! I thought we were
on the up and up! I thought that we .....Well maybe not. Maybe
we are bad. Real bad! Or not! Maybe, just maybe, we are good.
We are telling you the truth. So that makes us good, doesn't
it? You simply can not get something for nothing.
I
hope we have cleared things up for you. Or maybe we just confused
you. At any rate please continue around our site. We really
do have some nice products at fair prices. Isn't that what
we all are looking for anyway? By the way, the names and e-mail
addresses that we capture from you the Internet shopper will
not be sold or transferred in any way. So go ahead and get
that free recipe. Okay?
It never ends, does it? Well this is the end for now.
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